MEET THE WEBMASTER ::

WRITTEN :: aug 21 2026
NAME :: eli
NICKNAMES :: flurtz - screen name, f81eli, eli
AGE :: 16, bday is october 7th
ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS :: mexican palauan but i look white
LOCATION :: fort worth, texas but i'm moving to cleburne soon

*~*FAVORITES*~*

BANDS :: #1 primus, #2 bloodhound gang, #3 oingo boingo - factory 81, mortician, tool, fornicator, soilent green, pantera
GENRES :: #1 metal/rock, #2 rap/hiphop and #3 edm, country or reggae .. i like a bit of everything :-)
SONG :: tommy the cat by primus
MOVIES :: texas chainsaw massacre, i like all of them except for the past 2. my faves are the first 4. house of 1000 corpses, evil dead, 2001 maniacs, freddy got fingered, childs play, jackass, haggard, minghags
SHOWS :: wwe, ren and stimpy, samurai champloo, viva la bam, wildboyz, spongebob, courage the cowardly dog
VGAMES :: roblox (im a big robloxian..), half life, postal, jet set radio, tony hawk (my fave is underground 2)
SPORT :: to watch > kung fu.. to play > volleyball
ANIMAL :: monkeys, beavers and cats
THING :: texas chainsaw massacre
BOOK :: johnny the homicidal maniac, squee, diary of a wimpy kid (im childish)
PHYSICAL BELONGING :: a flesh mask..just kidding
1 MODERN OBJECT YOU COULDNT LIVE WITHOUT :: a chainsaw
1 EMBARRASSING FACT :: i cry when people are mean to slashers like jason but thats not really embarrassing

about the site
well, i originally made this site 2 years ago in november 2024, but as you could tell by the main page! im repurposing it.. i dont know if itll be temporary or ill just make it my default. i just finished a layout 2 months ago but because of this new 2 step verification and me not tracking my logins.. which is completely my fault! ..i lost like 90% of my sites.. and also old throwaway mails getting deactivated. bummer..

HOBBIES
im really boring. i like drawing, playing games, making stuff, making sites every so often.. i used to be really into it but eh.. see? i told u im boring..

RELIGION
im spiritual..i sound like a lame wannabe cool nut saying that sorry.. i dont care if other people are religious/what they are as long as they dont use it against other people..and its bettering themselves... like christians always hate on satanists and (somewhat) vice versa (i say somewhat cuz satanists are pretty nice people when theyre not edgy teens..but i mean same thing goes for christians in a way.) when theyre supposed to be all loving.. then muslims arent allowed to do anything but oppress women but i supposedly cant say anything cuz "oooh its their religion u have to respect it" alright...

SCHOOL
i'm redoing freshman year..im already older than alot of kids in my grade so thats bummy.. but i dont really care about that, i care more about just sitting in school longer..but luckily im doing an online school program to get moved up! yeah itll be lonely and boring, and i'll be in a new school as a junior, where everyone should have friends already.. but oh well! it is what it is and as long as i dont have to spend an extra year in school, im cool